I do SEO for a living.
I started this blog with little to no knowledge of SEO and then because of it, and the experiences that blogging brought I ended up getting clients, and then eventually taking on a full time role doing online strategy marketing and SEO for a construction management company.
Some would call that ironic but most would agree that it is just hard work and good fortune. Alanis Morissette of course would definitely call it ironic, but then she thinks everything is ironic… don’t you think.
Yes there is a point to this, so bear with me… because I am going to reveal to you what it really genuinely and actually (actually) takes to rank high in the search engines. This is the software that I use day in and day out to help get my sites ranked in Google, it is also the same software used in 99% of SEO firms around the globe and its power only INCREASED with the recent Panda and Penguin updates.
“Wow” I hear you say – and I totally don’t blame you because this sort of information does not come along very often, and I am giving it to you absolutely free…
(Just click this link: XXX.hop.click.affiliate.gimme-gimme.mo-money.nownow.dot.con)
Software that Guarantees You Will Rank High in Google!
Without further ado I give you…
Microsoft Word. (or you can just use Notepad… or Wordpad… but mainly Microsoft Worrrrrrrrrrrd (yeah!!)
-why do I get the feeling like I’m the only one excited right now?
Looking for Actual SEO Software to Help you Rank in Google?
Well then you’re an idiot.
This post was titled as such for a reason, because I wanted to provide two different lessons here;
- That Content really and truly is the KING of the internet and every single SEO strategy that is employed centers around what that content should be and where that content should go – plain and simple.
- That the software designed to help you in your SEO campaigns is not only a waste of time, money and space it is also only going to hurt your SEO efforts in the long run.
That is all for today’s lesson, tomorrow we will discuss Nicki Minaj and how much she sounds like a homeless guy screaming at a pigeon.